if you ever feel ugly just remember that i am uglier
"the test is today"
"we can get mcdonalds on the way home"
i’m such an asshole but i’m also a very kind-hearted person who likes making ppl happy and if i love u i will love u with all my heart and all my soul but then i’m also such an asshole
i get really offended when someone doesnt sit next to me but im also relieved they didnt sit next to me
this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever read
most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later
i’m actually pretty cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right